Two Jacks in the Hole listener James is from Newcastle (like the beer). Newcastle is in Great Britain. Some of the text below may be difficult to understand, so we’ve taken the liberty of translating some of the note for you (our notes will be in parentheses and bolded like this). The bottom line is, this traveler that James came across was a real a-hole, and has been added as the #3 most wanted a-hole traveler in our Huff and Stapes A-Hole Traveler Files.
Alright chaps (guys),
I was on the train from Newcastle to London (the capital of England) on Saturday - a bank holiday in england - and the train was predictably fully booked.
A girl next to me was curled up in a ball spilling over onto my seat, pretending to be asleep. I took a deep breath (drank 5 pints) and put up with it for an hour (immediately punched her in the teeth) until someone got off at the next stop and shifted seats before the new people got on.
My new neighbour (neighbor), got up and down somewhere between 10-15 times through the rest of the three hour journey (gotta hate that guy) (his parentheses, smart ass), all the while singing to himself. But the original girl took the crown when I looked back to where I was sitting previously, past people standing up in the aisle, and saw her lying across 2 seats with her head hanging in the aisle taking up two seats and scowling at everyone who had the gall to walk past and brush her. Pic of the girl attached. keep up the great work.
Best regards (bugger off, c-words),
James in Newcastle
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