Huff & Stapes

We Didn’t Quit the Podcast — The Remastered Single
by Huff & Stapes

 
Huff and Stapes, Jacki Bray, took a long Vay Cay
Here’s-what we’ve up to, to the tune of Billy Joel

Huff has gotten out of shape, Stapes lost of lot of weight
Guys on FOX, not on FOX, Big Game’s a Web show.

Jacki Bray, Cal State, took five years to graduate
Rich Joe, Can’t pay his rent, he still got an assistant

On a drug called Charlie Sheen, everybody’s #WIN-NING
Tigerblood, the Goddesses, two and and a half Ashtons!

We didn’t quit the podcast
Sorry you missed our funny
We were earning money
We didn’t quit the podcast
We’re back, you can listen
Now please stop your bitchin’

Joseph’s Ballin’, First class seat, on Southwest, his job is sweet.
Scott - assistin’, paper-clippin, toner-re-stock

Earth-quakes, J. Assange, Burlusconi, Bunga
Mu-ba-rak walks, Weiner tweets his cock

Football, Lock out, Huff is cursed, no doubt,
Marijuana, Amsterdam, Stapes banged a poker fan

Mark Dog, quits his job, album Club and weight loss,
Single-Stapes, flees the States, Huff details his Prius!!!!!

We didn’t quit the podcast
It’s called a hi-atus
Why don’t you fellate us?
We didn’t quit the podcast
No we didn’t leave it
It was a reprieve, shit

Trump Stumps, Romney’s Back, Badgers Strike, Sony Hack
Blago-ya-avich, retrial, Flip cam had to file

Ipad two, sold out at malls, Kirstie Alley dance falls
Schwarzenegger love child, Stapes’s Guinea Gramma dies…

Uh ho, uh ho…
Oprah Winfrey, re-tires, o-ba-ma, birth deniers
Glee on Tour, work blows, sorry we were no-shows

Becca Black, Frid-ey, Kaddafi from ‘83.
TBS signs Coco, teens die from four lo-ko!!!

We didn’t quit the podcast
Well, we almost quit it,
Now we’re recommitted!
We didn’t quit the podcast
Back for good now ho-nest,
But that’s not a promise

It Gets Better, Hashtags, Kobe Bryant might hate… gays
Dot com, Teen Mom, Snooki-Sitch-Ron Ron

Lively shows her labia, Twitter Biebermania
King’s Speech, Packer’s win, William weds Middleton

Strauss-Khan, IMF, pillow mints and forced sex
Jacki Bray, Clint’s not Gay, what else do I have to say!

We didn’t quit the podcast.
We were paying our bills
By being corporate shills
We didn’t quit the podcast
Paid for Huff’s wife’s new car
and Stapes tabs in the bars

Nazi helmer at the Cannes, Natalie is back again
Seals Got, Kill Shot, Bin La-den, Grows Pot

Jacki drinks a lot of wine, Huff gets invisalign
Eulojokes for Macho Man, Lumet and Kevorkian

iPhone 4, Hang-over 2, American Idol Blew
Angry Birds, Egypt trends, Tweet, Post, Words with Friends

Radiation on the shores, Porno in Osama’s Drawers
Joey Banged Two Euro Whores, I can’t take it anymore!!!

We didn’t quit the podcast
It’s called a vacation
Sorry you’re impatient
We didn’t quit the podcast
Cause when we retire….
It’ll be a dumpster fire…fire…fire…

We didn’t quit the podcast
It was percolating
We’re equivocating
We didn’t quit the podcast
We were busy tweeting
kept our families eating

We didn’t quit the podcast
But we’d do it twice,
if the price was right,
We didn’t quit the podcast!…

What did you think of Oscar hosts Anne Hathaway and James Franco? Great job? Did you want to cut off your arm? Who cares. The Huff & Stapes Oscar Medley is here for your enjoyment.