Monday 30 August 2010

A-Hole Traveler Files #1

Welcome to the A-Hole Traveler Files - A brand new feature to Huff & Stapes where we’ll be “putting on blast” those people who break the rules of common courtesy and etiquette while traveling, thereby making an already miserable experience even worse. 

Today’s A-Hole traveler is Ginger Balls in Tortoise Shell Glasses (pictured above). Him and his travel buddy, Triceps, thought it was okay to get up and make their way down the aisle of the airplane BEFORE the people in front of them started to disembark. They made it 1.5 rows before hitting a dead stop (which is what happens every single time any A-Hole traveler tries this move). Who doesn’t understand the procedure by now? The people in the front get off first, the people in the back get off last. It’s really the ONLY way the system works. If everyone just started running down the aisle willy-nilly, no one would ever get off the plane. If would just be a pile of people, limbs entwined, at about row 7. The havoc that would ensue would rival a fumble pile up in NFL football. People would be gouging eyes, and biting off thumbs. 

So, way to go Ginger Balls in Tortoise Shell Glasses - and you too Triceps - you’re our first mugshots in the A-Hole Traveler Files. 

Also, Triceps, sweet ringer tee. 

If you have a submission for the A-Hole Traveler Files send it in to twojacks@pokerroad.com or us@huffandstapes.com

Sunday 29 August 2010

Two Jacks Full Show 8-29-10

M Fer’s of Invention, Huff’s New Gig, Guess the NES, Natalie & Stapes are….?, 10 Day Traffic Jam in China

Monday 23 August 2010

Two Jacks in the Hole 8-23-10 - FULL VIDEO RECORDING

Gabe Rotter, author of “The Human Bobby,” Bobby Fischer is NOT the father, Many Awkward Moments, Strip Club or Hair Salon for Zurvive Clothing (www.zurviveclothing.com), Natalie drops a bomb on Stapes, Jacki Bangs Clint, & Drunk Dial Kyle wins a book. 

Tuesday 3 August 2010

Two Jacks in the Hole Returns - 8/8/10

Two Jacks in the Hole returns - Sunday Night 8/8 - 5pm Pacific to ??? Infinity? We’re not putting a stop to it until we or you have had enough. Tune in to www.tjith.com - Hope to see you then.

Monday 28 June 2010

Two Jacks 6-27-10 Part II

Monday 28 June 2010

Two Jacks 6-27-10 Part I

Joe finds drama at a wedding after party, Vuvuvela VERSUS!, Free Play (Glitches, Retirements, Email, Phone Calls - free play, stupid!), 6 year-old girl on the no-fly list,

Monday 14 June 2010

Two Jacks in the Hole - 6-12-10 - FULL EPISODE

Hard Card Girls play Death is Not an Option, Man Gets Arrested for Shampoo, Huff doesn’t like unattractive things, and Stapes would bang the creature from Splice

Friday 11 June 2010

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Browbar Video Part I - Joe & Natalie visit the brow bar to get Joe’s uni waxed. It hurts.

Friday 11 June 2010

The News w/Jacki Bray 6-6-10

Amityville Horror House, Estate of the Day

Pot Push: Tim Beck Wants Marijuana Legalized in Detroit

Porn star Stephen Clancy Hill accused of killing co-worker with sword dies after falling off cliff

Students disciplined for ‘Beat the Jew’ game | JTA - Jewish & Israel News

Friday 11 June 2010

Music List 6-6-10

Howlin’ for You - The Black Keys

Kiss with a Fist - Florence and the Machine

Neutron Star Collision - Muse

Airplanes - B.O.B

Friday 11 June 2010

Full Show Recording from 6-6-10

Glitches in the Matrix, Grassogories, Weed Legalized in Detroit? Pornstar Sword Killer, John Wooden/Gary Coleman & Yellowpages Get Retired

Friday 21 May 2010

The News w/ Jacki Bray from 5-20-10

Malibu Teen Caught “Street Surfing” On Top Of BMW On PCHLA Daily News

Robot Conducts Wedding CeremonyAssociated Press